Goau'ld christmas wreath

Going with one of the Stargate RPG's sourcebooks padding out the ranks of the System Lords and continuing the Stargate tradition of having every single mythological character humanity ever invented being some kind of alien visitor, this might actually be semi-canon.

At any rate, the mental image of Jaffa elves is absolutely hilarious. Sadly the sourcebook did not specify if they'd have pointy green hats with the First Prime having a retractable metal reindeer head helmet with a glowing red nose, pointy-toed elf booties replacing the characteristic Jaffa stomping with a festive jingle, or candycane-striped Ma'Tok staffs, so I'm forced to assume they would on all counts because it would be funnier that way.